Walking Is Good For The Soul.

There Is Obviously A Great Human Need For Religion Because Life Seems To Be Such A Mystery.

People Like To Say, "you're Only As Old As You Feel," But It Isn't True. It's Just Something Old People Say To Make Themselves Feel Good About Their Age. You're As Old As You Are.

Vegetarian: Indian Word For Lousy Hunter.

Dogs Are Nicer Than People.

Soap, Like People, Shouldn't Smell Like Anything.