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Always Keep Your Words Soft And Sweet, Just In Case You Have To Eat Them.

The Teacher Who Knows The Most About A Subject Isn't Necessarily The One Who Can Teach It Best.

In Washington, A Confidential Assistant Is Someone Who, If You Don't Want To Know Something, You Go And Ask Him And He Won't Tell You.

There Is Obviously A Great Human Need For Religion Because Life Seems To Be Such A Mystery.

I'd Like To Take Some Calculus, Too. I Have Absolutely No Ability In That Direction And Not Much Interest, Either, But There's Something Going On In Mathematics That I Don't Understand, And I'd Like To Find Out What It Is.