Everyone Hates War, Everyone Says.

The Average Bright Young Man Who Is Drafted Hates The Whole Business Because An Army Always Tries To Eliminate The Individual Differences In Men.

We Aren't Consistent In Our Treatment Of Animals.

The Only Thing That Really Bugs Me About Television's Coverage Is Those Damn Women They Have Down On The Sidelines Who Don't Know What The Hell They're Talking About. I Mean, I'm Not A Sexist Person, But A Woman Has No Business Being Down There Trying To Make Some Comment About A Football Game.

There Is Obviously A Great Human Need For Religion Because Life Seems To Be Such A Mystery.

American Closets Are Filled With Once-worn Clothes That Got A Bad Review From A Friend On Their First Appearance.