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I Think A Draft Produces A Better Army Than The One We Would Have With All Volunteers, Because I Think You Get Average Americans If You Have A Draft. And If It's An All-volunteer Army, You Get People Who Join Up Because Of Some Problem In Their Own Lives. They Don't Have Anything Else To Do, They Don't Have A Job, Or They Can't Find What They Want To Do, So They Join The Army. And It Doesn't Produce The Best Army.

I Never Understood Retirement. What Is The Attraction Of Retirement? I Go Down There To Florida And Look Around And I Said, My God, Who Wants This? Not Me.

Once You Pass Forty, A Dime Isn't Worth Bending Over To Pick Up If You Drop One.

Let's Face It, Though, Anything That's Apt To Happen To An Appliance Like A Blender Isn't Covered By The Warranty Anyway, So I Never Send Them In. If It Breaks, I'll Buy A New One. That's The American Way.

Figure Skating Is An Unlikely Olympic Event But Its Good Television. It's Sort Of A Combination Of Gymnastics And Ballet. A Little Sexy Too Which Doesn't Hurt.