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I Like Ice Hockey, But It's A Frustrating Game To Watch. It's Hard To Keep Your Eyes On Both The Puck And The Players And Too Much Time Passes Between Scoring In Hockey. There Are Usually More Fights Than There Are Points.

American Closets Are Filled With Once-worn Clothes That Got A Bad Review From A Friend On Their First Appearance.

Never Trust The Food In A Restaurant On Top Of The Tallest Building In Town That Spends A Lot Of Time Folding Napkins.

No Matter What Any Of The Grammar Teachers Say, Punctuation Is An Arbitrary Matter. It Should Be Used To Make Sentences Clear.

Milk Without Fat Is Like Nonalcoholic Scotch.