Boy, I Miss The Days They Made

One Day I Was Watching These Construction Workers Go Back To Work. I Was Watching Them Kind Of Trudging Down The Street. It Was Like A Revelation To Me. I Realized These Guys Don’t Want To Go Back To Work After Lunch. But They’re Going. That’s Their Job. If They Can Exhibit That Level Of Dedication For That Job I Should Be Able To Do The Same. Trudge Your Ass In.

If Every Instinct You Have Is Wrong, Then The Opposite Would Have To Be Right.

You Know, Crankiness Is At The Essence Of All Comedy.

The Greatest Thing About Being A Comedian Is Knowing Other Comedians. And You Get To Talk To Them. Its The Most Fun.

I Wonder If Illiterate People Get The Full Effect Of Alphabet Soup?