A Chef Who Doesn't Wash His Hands

I Had A Parakeet That Used To Fly Around The House And Crash Into These Huge Mirrors My Mother Put In. Ever Heard Of This Interior Design Principle, That A Mirror Makes It Seem Like You Have An Entire Other Room? What Kind Of Jerk Walks Up To A Mirror And Goes, Hey Look, There's A Whole Other Room In There. There's A Guy That Looks Just Like Me In There.

I Always Did Well On The Essay Questions. Just Put Everything You Know On There, Maybe You'll Hit It.

After You Get A Job And Before You Have To Do It. Nothing Beats That.

Make No Mistake About Why These Babies Are Here - They Are Here To Replace Us.

Have You Ever Seen That Guy Who Has The Record For Fattest Man In The World? Bob Hughes, The Fattest Man In The World... 1400 Pounds. Ladies And Gentlemen, The Man Has Let Himself Go.