Elaine: Ugh, I Hate People. Jerry: Yeah,

Maybe If We Lie Down Our Brains Will Work.

Somebody Just Gave Me A Shower Radio. Thanks A Lot. Do You Really Want Music In The Shower? I Guess There's No Better Place To Dance Than A Slick Surface Next To A Glass Door.

A Really Hard Laugh Is Like Sex-one Of The Ultimate Diversions Of Existence.

I Wonder If Illiterate People Get The Full Effect Of Alphabet Soup?

Looking At Cleavage Is Like Looking At The Sun. You Don't Stare At It, It's Too Risky. You Get A Sense Of It And Then You Look Away.