I Can't Eat Chicken And Look At

We Want To Do A Lot Of Stuff; We're Not In Great Shape, We Didn't Get A Good Night's Sleep, We're A Little Depressed. Coffee Solves All These Problems In One Delightful Little Cup.

I Like To Try Anything... You Have To Do The Experiments To Find Out What The Formulas Are.

I Wonder If Illiterate People Get The Full Effect Of Alphabet Soup?

Can't You At Least Die With A Little Dignity?

What Would The World Be Like If People Said Whatever They Were Thinking, All The Time, Whenever It Came To Them? How Long Would A Blind Date Last? About 13 Seconds, I Think. Oh, Sorry, Your Rear End Is Too Big. That's Ok, Your Breath Stinks Anyway. See You Later.