Festivus For The Restivus!

If You Go To A Bad Movie, It's Two Hours. If You're In A Bad Movie, It's Two Years.

People Who Read The Tabloids Deserve To Be Lied To.

For People On My Side Of The Cubicle, The Goal Is Always Creativity. Spending Your Time Overcoming Corporate Resistance To Creativity - I Just Don't Want To Do That.

We Got The Hot Fudge On The Bottom.... That Allows You To Control The Fudge Distribution While You're Eating Your Ice Cream.

There's No Downside To Fame And People Who Whine About It Make Me Sick. It's The Greatest Thing In The World.