Festivus For The Restivus!

These Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty!

Sex To Save The Friendship? Well If We Have To We Have To.

When You've Been In The Business 5-years, As A Person, It's Like You're 5-years Old - Like A Child. 10-years And You're 10-years Old, 20... Etcetera. That's How I Measure Maturity In This Industry.

The Human Body Is Like A Condominium. The Thing That Keeps You From Really Enjoying It Is The Maintenance.

On The Side Of Box Of My Superman Costume It Actually Said - 'do Not Attempt To Fly!'