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I Love The Day Date. No Wine, No Shower.

Dating Is Pressure And Tension. What Is A Date, Really, But A Job Interview That Lasts All Night?

A Two-year-old Is Kind Of Like Having A Blender, But You Don't Have A Top For It.

The Swiss Have An Interesting Army. Five Hundred Years Without A War. Pretty Impressive. Also Pretty Lucky For Them. Ever Seen That Little Swiss Army Knife They Have To Fight With? Not Much Of A Weapon There. Corkscrews. Bottle Openers. ‘come On, Buddy, Let’s Go. You Get Past Me, The Guy In The Back Of Me, He’s Got A Spoon. Back Off, I’ve Got The Toe Clippers Right Here.

Men Like A Ref Decision Because They Just Want To Get Back To The Game.