People Who Read The Tabloids Deserve To

If You Can't Be Kind, At Least Have The Decency To Be Vague.

Keep Your Head Up In Failure And Your Head Down In Success.

Work Is The Least Important Thing And Family Is The Most Important.

You Know The Message You're Sending Out To The World With These Sweatpants? You're Telling The World, 'i Give Up. I Can't Compete In Normal Society. I'm Miserable, So I Might As Well Be Comfortable.

I Had A Dream Last Night That A Hamburger Was Eating Me.