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A Good Column Is One That Sells Paper. It Doesn't Matter How Beautifully It Is Written And How Much You Admire The Author... If It Doesn't Sell Any Papers, It's Not A Good Column. It's A Terrible Yardstick To Use, But In The Newspaper Business, That's The Whole Thing.

Martinis Are Like Breasts, One Isn't Enough, And Three Is Too Many.

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We Are Reorganizing In Order To Eliminate Duplication And Redundancy.

I Sometimes Worry About My Short Attention Span, But Not For Long.