All American Cars Are Basically Chevrolets.

When A Place Advertises Itself As 'world Famous,' You May Be Sure It Isn't.

We Are Reorganizing In Order To Eliminate Duplication And Redundancy.

I Hope I Go To Heaven, And When I Do, I'm Going To Do What Every San Franciscan Does When He Gets There. He Looks Around And Says, 'it Ain't Bad, But It Ain't San Francisco.'

The Trouble With Born-again Christians Is That They Are An Even Bigger Pain The Second Time Around.

I Tend To Live In The Past Because Most Of My Life Is There.