All American Cars Are Basically Chevrolets.

Philosophically, I Don't Like Doing Commercials.

Martinis Are Like Breasts, One Isn't Enough, And Three Is Too Many.

When A Place Advertises Itself As 'world Famous,' You May Be Sure It Isn't.

Best Trumpet: Mike Vax, An Alumnus Of The Kenton Band, Who Plays Every Style With A Bright Cutting Edge, Throwing In Bop Riffs Here And There.

The Clock Doesn?t Matter In Baseball.