I Have A Memory Like An Elephant.

I Have A Memory Like An Elephant. I Remember Every Elephant I've Ever Met.

Americans Are Pragmatic, Relatively Uncomplicated, Hearty And Given To Broad Humor.

Baffling Late-life Discovery: Golfers Wear Those Awful Clothes On Purpose.

A City Is Where You Can Sign A Petition, Boo The Chief Justice, Fish Off A Pier, Gaze At A Hippopotamus, Buy A Flower At The Corner, Or Get A Good Hamburger Or A Bad Girl At 4 A.m. A City Is Where Sirens Make White Streaks Of Sound In The Sky And Foghorns Speak In Dark Grays. San Francisco Is Such A City.

When A Place Advertises Itself As 'world Famous,' You May Be Sure It Isn't.