I Sometimes Worry About My Short Attention

When A Place Advertises Itself As 'world Famous,' You May Be Sure It Isn't.

Americans Are Pragmatic, Relatively Uncomplicated, Hearty And Given To Broad Humor.

I Tend To Live In The Past Because Most Of My Life Is There.

The Clock Doesn't Matter In Baseball. Time Stands Still Or Moves Backwards. Theoretically, One Game Could Go On Forever. Some Seem To.

Martinis Are Like Breasts, One Isn't Enough, And Three Is Too Many.