I Sometimes Worry About My Short Attention

Isn't It Nice That People Who Prefer Los Angeles To San Francisco Live There?

A City Is Where You Can Sign A Petition, Boo The Chief Justice, Fish Off A Pier, Gaze At A Hippopotamus, Buy A Flower At The Corner, Or Get A Good Hamburger Or A Bad Girl At 4 A.m. A City Is Where Sirens Make White Streaks Of Sound In The Sky And Foghorns Speak In Dark Grays. San Francisco Is Such A City.

The Trouble With Born-again Christians Is That They Are An Even Bigger Pain The Second Time Around.

There Are A Thousand Viewpoints In The Viewtiful City.

One Day If I Do Go To Heaven...i'll Look Around And Say, 'it Ain't Bad, But It Ain't San Francisco.