We Are Reorganizing In Order To Eliminate

We Are Reorganizing In Order To Eliminate Duplication And Redundancy.

San Franciscans Have A Bond Of Self-satisfaction Bordering On Smugness.

A City Is A Crazy Concrete Jungle Whose People At The End Of Each Day Somehow Make A Small Step Ahead Against Terrible Odds.

I Hope I Go To Heaven, And When I Do, I'm Going To Do What Every San Franciscan Does When He Gets There. He Looks Around And Says, 'it Ain't Bad, But It Ain't San Francisco.'

When A Place Advertises Itself As 'world Famous,' You May Be Sure It Isn't.