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Americans Are Pragmatic, Relatively Uncomplicated, Hearty And Given To Broad Humor.

New Yorkers Are Stuck In A Gloomy Mucilage Of Mutual Commiseration.

San Franciscans Have A Bond Of Self-satisfaction Bordering On Smugness.

Satire Of Satire Tends To Be Self-canceling, And Deliberate Shock Tactics Soon Lose Their Ability To Shock, Especially When They're Too Deliberate.

The Precise Location Of Heaven On Earth Has Never Been Established But It May Very Well Be Right Here