The Clock Doesn?t Matter In Baseball.

A Good Column Is One That Sells Paper. It Doesn't Matter How Beautifully It Is Written And How Much You Admire The Author... If It Doesn't Sell Any Papers, It's Not A Good Column. It's A Terrible Yardstick To Use, But In The Newspaper Business, That's The Whole Thing.

San Francisco Isn't What It Used To Be, And It Never Was.

All American Cars Are Basically Chevrolets.

Best Trumpet: Mike Vax, An Alumnus Of The Kenton Band, Who Plays Every Style With A Bright Cutting Edge, Throwing In Bop Riffs Here And There.

The Only Thing Wrong With Immortality Is That It Tends To Go On Forever.