The Clock Doesn?t Matter In Baseball.

Cockroaches And Socialites Are The Only Things That Can Stay Up All Night And Eat Anything.

Satire Of Satire Tends To Be Self-canceling, And Deliberate Shock Tactics Soon Lose Their Ability To Shock, Especially When They're Too Deliberate.

Americans Are Pragmatic, Relatively Uncomplicated, Hearty And Given To Broad Humor.

All American Cars Are Basically Chevrolets.

There Are A Thousand Viewpoints In The Viewtiful City.