Cockroaches And Socialites Are The Only Things

The Precise Location Of Heaven On Earth Has Never Been Established But It May Very Well Be Right Here

Cockroaches And Socialites Are The Only Things That Can Stay Up All Night And Eat Anything.

Just Two Days In Manhattan And You Find Yourself Looking For A Place To Wash Your Handkerchief After You Wipe Your Forehead And It Comes Away Black. Is There A Dirtier Or More Fascinating City Anywhere In The Land? The Answer To Both Parts Of The Question Has To Be Positively Negative.

A Good Column Is One That Sells Paper. It Doesn't Matter How Beautifully It Is Written And How Much You Admire The Author... If It Doesn't Sell Any Papers, It's Not A Good Column. It's A Terrible Yardstick To Use, But In The Newspaper Business, That's The Whole Thing.

When A Place Advertises Itself As 'world Famous,' You May Be Sure It Isn't.