The Trouble With Born-again Christians Is That

Philosophically, I Don't Like Doing Commercials.

When A Place Advertises Itself As 'world Famous,' You May Be Sure It Isn't.

The Clock Doesn't Matter In Baseball. Time Stands Still Or Moves Backwards. Theoretically, One Game Could Go On Forever. Some Seem To.

All American Cars Are Basically Chevrolets.

Isn't It Nice That People Who Prefer Los Angeles To San Francisco Live There?