The Trouble With Born-again Christians Is That

The Waterfront Without The Ferry Tower Would Be Like A Birthday Cake Without A Candle.

Martinis Are Like Breasts, One Isn't Enough, And Three Is Too Many.

The Only Thing Wrong With Immortality Is That It Tends To Go On Forever.

All American Cars Are Basically Chevrolets.

Just Two Days In Manhattan And You Find Yourself Looking For A Place To Wash Your Handkerchief After You Wipe Your Forehead And It Comes Away Black. Is There A Dirtier Or More Fascinating City Anywhere In The Land? The Answer To Both Parts Of The Question Has To Be Positively Negative.