The Waterfront Without The Ferry Tower Would

I Sometimes Worry About My Short Attention Span, But Not For Long.

Cockroaches And Socialites Are The Only Things That Can Stay Up All Night And Eat Anything.

One Day If I Do Go To Heaven...i'll Look Around And Say, 'it Ain't Bad, But It Ain't San Francisco.

A Good Column Is One That Sells Paper. It Doesn't Matter How Beautifully It Is Written And How Much You Admire The Author... If It Doesn't Sell Any Papers, It's Not A Good Column. It's A Terrible Yardstick To Use, But In The Newspaper Business, That's The Whole Thing.

There Are A Thousand Viewpoints In The Viewtiful City.