The Waterfront Without The Ferry Tower Would

New Yorkers Are Stuck In A Gloomy Mucilage Of Mutual Commiseration.

A Good Column Is One That Sells Paper. It Doesn't Matter How Beautifully It Is Written And How Much You Admire The Author... If It Doesn't Sell Any Papers, It's Not A Good Column. It's A Terrible Yardstick To Use, But In The Newspaper Business, That's The Whole Thing.

San Francisco Isn't What It Used To Be, And It Never Was.

Martinis Are Like Breasts, One Isn't Enough, And Three Is Too Many.

We Are Reorganizing In Order To Eliminate Duplication And Redundancy.