Martinis Are Like Breasts, One Isn't Enough,

I Have A Memory Like An Elephant. I Remember Every Elephant I've Ever Met.

All American Cars Are Basically Chevrolets.

The Only Thing Wrong With Immortality Is That It Tends To Go On Forever.

Best Trumpet: Mike Vax, An Alumnus Of The Kenton Band, Who Plays Every Style With A Bright Cutting Edge, Throwing In Bop Riffs Here And There.

New Yorkers Are Stuck In A Gloomy Mucilage Of Mutual Commiseration.