Martinis Are Like Breasts, One Isn't Enough,

A City Is A State - Of Mind, Of Taste, Of Opportunity. A City Is A Marketplace - Where Ideas Are Traded, Opinions Clash And Eternal Conflict May Produce Eternal Truths.

The Clock Doesn?t Matter In Baseball.

Martinis Are Like Breasts, One Isn't Enough, And Three Is Too Many.

Old San Francisco - The One So Many Nostalgics Yearn For - Had Buildings That Related Well To Each Other.

A Good Column Is One That Sells Paper. It Doesn't Matter How Beautifully It Is Written And How Much You Admire The Author... If It Doesn't Sell Any Papers, It's Not A Good Column. It's A Terrible Yardstick To Use, But In The Newspaper Business, That's The Whole Thing.