Philosophically, I Don't Like Doing Commercials.

When A Place Advertises Itself As 'world Famous,' You May Be Sure It Isn't.

Satire Of Satire Tends To Be Self-canceling, And Deliberate Shock Tactics Soon Lose Their Ability To Shock, Especially When They're Too Deliberate.

I Sometimes Worry About My Short Attention Span, But Not For Long.

The Clock Doesn?t Matter In Baseball.

You Cover Q-tips With Sandpaper And Ram Them Up Your Nostrils As Far As They Will Go. Then You Sniff Talcum Powder While Shredding Hundred Dollar Bills.