All Mothers Are Working Mothers.

Remember There Is No Way You Can Give The Father Custody Of The Children Without Getting A Divorce.

I Love To Go To The Doctor. Where Else Would A Man Look At Me And Say, 'take Off Your Clothes'?

For Fang, Getting Out Of Bed In The Morning Is A Career Move.

I Have Nothing Against Dogs. I Just Hate Rugs That Go Squish-squish.

My Mother-in-law Had A Pain Beneath Her Left Breast. Turned Out To Be A Trick Knee.