All Mothers Are Working Mothers.

We Named All Our Children Kid. Well, They Have Different First Names, Like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .

Most Children Threaten At Times To Run Away From Home. This Is The Only Thing That Keeps Some Parents Going.

I Became A Stand-up Comedienne Because I Had A Sit-down Husband.

A Friend Told Me The Longer You Keep Romano Cheese, The Better It Gets. So, I Kept It Three Years. And This Thing Turned Mean. Now And Then I'd Open The Refrigerator Door And Throw It Some Food. I'd Have To Walk It Now And Then. And Then It Grew This One Leg. And It's Got This Ugly Fuzz All Over It. And The Dogs Won't Run With It.

I Once Wore A Peekaboo Blouse. People Would Peek And Then They’d Boo.