All Mothers Are Working Mothers.

Sex Is Identical To Comedy In That It Involves Timing.

They Always Say To Californians That We Don't Have Seasons. Of Course, That Is Not True. We Have Fire, Flood, Mud And Drought.

Any Time Three New Yorkers Get Into A Cab Without An Argument, A Bank Has Just Been Robbed.

I Always Wondered How I Could Tell When The Right One Came Along - But It Was Easy. He Was The Only One That Came Along.

My Cooking Is So Bad My Kids Thought Thanksgiving Was To Commemorate Pearl Harbor.