All Men Are Created Equal And Endowed

Some Men Take Good Care Of A Car; Others Treat It Like One Of The Family.

Experience Is A Great Teacher, And Sometimes A Pretty Teacher Is A Great Experience.

If You Want To Know How Little Your Dignity Is Worth, Take It To The Pawnbroker.

A Man Doesn't Have Vacation Problems: His Boss Tells Him When To Take Them, And His Wife Tells Him Where.

After Wisdom Comes Wit.