All Men Are Created Equal And Endowed

If You Want To Know How Little Your Dignity Is Worth, Take It To The Pawnbroker.

The Only Thing Worse Than Being On The Wrong Side Of An Argument Is To Be On The Right Side With No One Listening.

The Difference Between Us And Other People Is That Their Money Looks Bigger And Their Troubles Smaller.

The Best Way To Make A Long Story Short Is To Stop Listening.

A Husband May Forget Where He Went On His Honeymoon, But He Never Forgets Why.