Age - It's The One Mountain You

The Only Way I Can Get A Man To Touch Me At This Age Is Plastic Surgery.

I Hate Reality Shows That Are Not Reality.

What Are People Going To Do? Fire Me? I've Been Fired Before. Not Book Me? I've Been Out Of Work Before. I Don't Care.

To The Pessimist The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Is Another Train.

My Face Has Been Tucked In More Times Than A Bedsheet At The Holiday Inn.