I Don't Think There'd Be A Tina

There Is Nothing Funny About Aging: It Is Rotten And Depressing. Anyone Who Tells You Otherwise Just Hasn't Been Paying Attention.

If You Don't Want Gays In The Military, Make The Uniforms Ugly.

What We Do Is A Calling...we Make People Happy.

My Parents Hated Me. All I Ever Heard Was, "why Can't You Be Like Your Cousin Shelia? Why Can't You Be Like Your Cousin Shelia?" Shelia Had Died At Birth.

Having A Baby Is Definitely A Labor Of Love.