A Committee Is A Group Of The

An Advertising Agency Is 85 Percent Confusion And 15 Percent Commission.

Success Is Like Dealing With Your Kid Or Teaching Your Wife To Drive. Sooner Or Later You'll End Up In The Police Station.

A Human Being Is Nothing But A Story With Skin Around It.

Hush, Little Bright Line, Don’t You Cry You’ll Be A Cliché By And By.

A Gentleman Is Any Man Who Wouldn't Hit A Woman With His Hat On.