A Psychiatrists Is The Next Man You

When Jack Benny Plays The Violin, It Sounds As Though The Strings Are Still In The Cat.

The First Thing That Strikes A Visitor To Paris Is A Taxi.

I Always Have Trouble Remembering Three Things: Faces, Names, And - I Can't Remember What The Third Thing Is.

A Human Being Is Nothing But A Story With Skin Around It.

He Was So Narrow Minded That If He Fell On A Pin It Would Blind Him In Both Eyes.