You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If Your 'huntin Dog' Cost More Than The Truck You Drive Him Around In.

Nowadays You Can't Even Spank Your Kids. No, Gotta Give 'em A Time Out. My Dad Would Take Time Out Of His Busy Day... To Whip Our Ass.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Local Ambulance Has A Trailer Hitch.

I'm Very Lucky In That I've Gotten To Do A Lot Of Things. But If You Ever Put A Gun To My Head And Said, "you Can Only Do One," I'd Think It Would Be Stand-up. I Think It's The Coolest Job In The World.

Children That Play Outside Develop Better Problem Solving Skills And Have A Stronger Ability To Work Within A Group.