You Might Be A Redneck If You

I Say, If Everybody In This House Lives Where It's God First, Friends And Family Second And You Third, We Won't Ever Have An Argument.

I Wish I Could Relate To The People I'm Related To.

If The Gas Pedal On Your Car Is Shaped Like A Bare Foot, You Might Be A Redneck.

We Really Didn't Have The Option Of Being Couch Potatoes When I Was Growing Up. There Were Only Three Television Channels And The Only Kid's Programming Was On Saturday Morning. We Always Played Outside Until We Could Hear Mom Calling Us (not By Cell Phone But With Her Hands Cupped Around Her Mouth) That It Was Dinner Time.

I Think For One Thing, Kids Are A Lot Smarter Now Then We Ever Were.