You Might Be A Redneck If Your

You Might Be A Redneck If You Consider Pork And Beans To Be A Gourmet Food.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Consider A Good Tan To Be The Back Of Your Neck And The Left Arm Below The Shirt Sleeve.

You Have To Change Those Diapers Every Day. When Those Directions On The Side Of The Pampers Box Say, 'holds 6-12 Pounds' They're Not Kidding!

You Might Be A Redneck If You're Moved To Tears Every Time You Hear Dolly Parton Singing I Will Always Love You.

If Your Working Television Sits On Top Of Your Non-working Television, You Might Be A Redneck.