You Might Be A Redneck If Your

You Might Be A Redneck If When You Leave Your House, You Are Followed By Federal Agents Of The Bureau Of Alcohol Tobacco And Firearms, And The Only Thing You Worry About Is If You Can Lose Them Or Not.

As A Comic, You Learn To Use Your Voice Because You Don't Have The Benefit Of Visual Things.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think A Chain Saw Is A Musical Instrument.

If Your Working Television Sits On Top Of Your Non-working Television, You Might Be A Redneck.

Redneck Is: The Glorious Absence Of Sophistication