You Might Be A Redneck If You

Being A Comedian, People Tell Me Stuff They Shouldn't Tell Their Therapist.

You Have To Change Those Diapers Every Day. When Those Directions On The Side Of The Pampers Box Say, 'holds 6-12 Pounds' They're Not Kidding!

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have A Picture Of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Or Elvis Over Your Fireplace.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Wish Your Outhouse Was As Nice As Those At The State Park.

I Really Don't Require A Whole Lot In Life.