You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If You Go To A Tupperware Party For A Haircut.

You Know You're A Redneck If Your Home Has Wheels And Your Car Doesn't.

You Might Be A Redneck If More Than One Living Relative Is Named After A Southern Civil War General.

Little Girls Love Dolls. They Just Don't Love Doll Clothes. We've Got Four Thousand Dolls And Ain't One Of Them Got A Stitch Of Clothes On.

If Your Biggest Tax Deduction Was Bail Money, You Might Be A Redneck.