If Men Have A Smell It's Usually

Being A Comedian, People Tell Me Stuff They Shouldn't Tell Their Therapist.

You Might Be A Redneck If Motel 6 Turns Off The Lights When They See You Coming.

I Would Love For Someone To Offer Me A Serious Part In Something. I Don't Know If I Could Even Pull It Off, But I Would Like To Be The Cowboy That Rides Off And Someone Shoots Him Off The Horse In The Middle Of Town. Just A Serious Role. It Wouldn't Have To Be A Big One.

There's No Down Time Any More.

If You Have More Fish On Your Wall Than Pictures, You Might Be A Redneck.