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I Pride Myself On Being Down-to-earth. I’m From The Midwest. People Who Go Into Show Business Are Screwed Up. I Romanticized About Having A Serene Life.

This Is So Weird. I Saw The New John Kerry Campaign Commercial And He Says, 'i'm John Kerry And I Approve Of This Message - If I Have One.'

Bush Said The Unemployment Situation Is Turning Around. Last Week Alone, 5,000 People Started Working For John Kerry.

Federal Authorities Have Informed Martha Stewart's Lawyers She Will Be Indicted For Her Role In The Imclone Insider Trading Scandal. Good News For Martha - Stripes Are Back In This Year.

A Telephone Survey Says That 51 Percent Of College Students Drink Until They Pass Out At Least Once A Month. The Other 49 Percent Didn't Answer The Phone.