You Made One Mistake. You Married Me.

I Never Felt So Much At Home As I Do In New York. I Must Be A Devil.

New York Is My Lourdes, Where I Go For Spiritual Refreshment... A Place Where You're Least Likely To Be Bitten By A Wild Goat.

Pound Notes Are The Best Religion In The World.

Prostitutes, More Than Any Other Profession, Help Keep American Marriages Together.

I Cannot Imagine Any Crime Worse Than Taking A Life, Can You? -it'd Depend Whose Life.