You Made One Mistake. You Married Me.

Other People's Interruptions Of Your Work Are Relatively Insignificant Compared With The Countless Times You Interrupt Yourself.

When Two Men Fight Over A Woman It's The Fight They Want, Not The Woman.

No Man Can Discover His Own Talents.

I Saw A Notice That Said "drink Canada Dry" And I've Just Started.

I Wish I'd Been A Mixed Infant.