There's No One, No One, Loves You

If You Accept Your Limitations You Go Beyond Them.

I'm A Communist By Day And A Catholic As Soon As It Gets Dark.

I Am A Daylight Atheist.

I Saw A Notice That Said "drink Canada Dry" And I've Just Started.

Critics Are Like Eunuchs In A Harem; They Know How It's Done, They've Seen It Done Every Day, But They're Unable To Do It Themselves.