There's No One, No One, Loves You

I Only Take A Drink On Two Occasions - When I'm Thirsty And When I'm Not.

I'm A Communist By Day And A Catholic As Soon As It Gets Dark.

Other People's Interruptions Of Your Work Are Relatively Insignificant Compared With The Countless Times You Interrupt Yourself.

Ninety-seven Saint Days A Year Wouldn't Affect The Theater, But Two Yom Kippurs Would Ruin It.

I'm A Drinker With A Writing Problem.