I Am A Daylight Atheist.

Ah, Bless You, Sister, May All Your Sons Be Bishops.

That You, Sister. May You Be The Mother Of A Bishop.

It's Not That The Irish Are Cynical. It's Rather That They Have A Wonderful Lack Of Respect For Everything And Everybody.

When I'm Talking To People I Like To Stop And Quote Myself. My Quotes Have A Way Of Spicing Up Conversation.

The Terrorist Is The One With The Small Bomb.