I Am A Daylight Atheist.

A Pedestrian Ought To Be Legally Allowed To Toss At Least One Hand Grenade At A Motorist Every Day.

An Author's First Duty Is To Let Down His Country.

There Is No Human Situation So Miserable That It Cannot Be Made Worse By The Presence Of A Policeman.

I Never Felt So Much At Home As I Do In New York. I Must Be A Devil.

Critics Are Like Eunuchs; They Can Tell You What To Do, But They Can't Do It Themselves!