I Am A Daylight Atheist.

It Is A Good Deed To Forget A Poor Joke

Other People Have A Nationality. The Irish And The Jews Have A Psychosis.

I Cannot Imagine Any Crime Worse Than Taking A Life, Can You? -it'd Depend Whose Life.

The English And Americans Dislike Only Some Irish--the Same Irish That The Irish Themselves Detest, Irish Writers--the Ones That Think.

Critics Are Like Eunuchs; They Can Tell You What To Do, But They Can't Do It Themselves!