Ah, Bless You, Sister, May All Your

There Is No Human Situation So Miserable That It Cannot Be Made Worse By The Presence Of A Policeman.

Shakespeare Said Pretty Well Everything And What He Left Out, James Joyce, With A Judge From Meself, Put In.

Pound Notes Are The Best Religion In The World.

When I'm Talking To People I Like To Stop And Quote Myself. My Quotes Have A Way Of Spicing Up Conversation.

I Only Take A Drink On Two Occasions - When I'm Thirsty And When I'm Not.