I Wish I'd Been A Mixed Infant.

Prostitutes, More Than Any Other Profession, Help Keep American Marriages Together.

There Is No Such Thing As Bad Publicity Except Your Own Obituary.

A Pedestrian Ought To Be Legally Allowed To Toss At Least One Hand Grenade At A Motorist Every Day.

Ninety-seven Saint Days A Year Wouldn't Affect The Theater, But Two Yom Kippurs Would Ruin It.

I Saw A Notice That Said "drink Canada Dry" And I've Just Started.