I Wish I'd Been A Mixed Infant.

Prostitutes, More Than Any Other Profession, Help Keep American Marriages Together.

When I'm Talking To People I Like To Stop And Quote Myself. My Quotes Have A Way Of Spicing Up Conversation.

There's No Bad Publicity Except An Obituary.

Every Cripple Has His Own Way Of Walking.

A General And A Bit Of Shooting Makes You Forget Your Troubles ... It Takes Your Mind Off The Cost Of Living.