He Was Born An Englishman And Remained

Many A Man Has Decided To Stay Alive Not Because Of The Will To Live But Because Of The Determination Not To Give Assorted Surviving Bastards The Satisfaction Of His Death.

Other People Have A Nationality. The Irish And The Jews Have A Psychosis.

When I'm Talking To People I Like To Stop And Quote Myself. My Quotes Have A Way Of Spicing Up Conversation.

If It Was Raining Soup, The Irish Would Go Out With Forks.

When Two Men Fight Over A Woman It's The Fight They Want, Not The Woman.