He Was Born An Englishman And Remained

There's No One, No One, Loves You Like Yourself.

I Have Never Seen A Situation So Dismal That A Policeman Couldn't Make It Worse.

The Only Thing I Envy In Young People Is Their Livers.

Shakespeare Said Pretty Well Everything And What He Left Out, James Joyce, With A Judge From Meself, Put In.

I Only Take A Drink On Two Occasions - When I'm Thirsty And When I'm Not.