When Two Men Fight Over A Woman

All Publicity Is Good, Except An Obituary Notice.

There Is No Such Thing As Bad Publicity Except Your Own Obituary.

I Have A Total Irreverence For Anything Connected With Society Except That Which Makes The Roads Safer, The Beer Stronger, The Food Cheaper And The Old Men And Old Women Warmer In The Winter And Happier In The Summer.

I Am A Daylight Atheist.

In A Society Which Really Supported Marriage The Wife Would Be Encouraged To Go To The Office And Make Love To Her Husband On The Company's Time And With Its Blessing.