There's No Bad Publicity Except An Obituary.

To Get Enough To Eat Was Regarded As An Achievement. To Get Drunk Was A Victory.

Whatever You Hold In Contempt Is Your Jailer.

Critics Are Like Eunuchs; They Can Tell You What To Do, But They Can't Do It Themselves!

The English And Americans Dislike Only Some Irish--the Same Irish That The Irish Themselves Detest, Irish Writers--the Ones That Think.

I Think Weddings Are Sadder Than Funerals, Because They Remind You Of Your Own Wedding. You Can't Be Reminded Of Your Own Funeral Because It Hasn't Happened. But Weddings Always Make Me Cry.