I'm A Communist By Day And A

Shakespeare Said Pretty Well Everything And What He Left Out, James Joyce, With A Judge From Meself, Put In.

I Have A Total Irreverence For Anything Connected With Society Except That Which Makes The Roads Safer, The Beer Stronger, The Food Cheaper And The Old Men And Old Women Warmer In The Winter And Happier In The Summer.

The Big Difference Between Sex For Money And Sex For Free Is That Sex For Money Usually Costs A Lot Less.

There's No Bad Publicity Except An Obituary.

There's No One, No One, Loves You Like Yourself.