I'm A Communist By Day And A

I Wish I'd Been A Mixed Infant.

Message? What The Hell Do You Think I Am, A Bloody Postman?

When I'm Talking To People I Like To Stop And Quote Myself. My Quotes Have A Way Of Spicing Up Conversation.

When Two Men Fight Over A Woman It's The Fight They Want, Not The Woman.

There's No Bad Publicity Except An Obituary.