A Man Is Fortunate If He Encounters

I Have Never Seen A Situation So Dismal That A Policeman Couldn't Make It Worse.

I'm A Communist By Day And A Catholic As Soon As It Gets Dark.

The Bible Was A Consolation To A Fellow Alone In The Old Cell. The Lovely Thin Paper With A Bit Of Matress Stuffing In It, If You Could Get A Match, Was As Good A Smoke As I Ever Tasted.

I Am A Drinker With Writing Problems.

The Only Thing I Envy In Young People Is Their Livers.