You Live With Life's Disappointments And Learn

My Wifes Cooking Is So Bad The Flys Fix Our Screens

Time And Tide And Hookers Wait For No Man.

I Tell Ya, I Was An Ugly Kid. I Was So Ugly That My Dad Kept The Kid's Picture That Came With The Wallet He Bought.

My Wife Gives Good Headache.

I'd Like To Get Some New Clothes, But I Can't Find A Big And Short Store.