You Know How You're Always Trying To

I Would Never Wanna Belong To Any Club That Would Have Someone Like Me For A Member.

... Years Of Insanity Have Made This Guy Crazy!

When The Academy Called, I Panicked. I Thought They Might Want Their Oscars Back And The Pawn Shop Has Been Out Of Business For A While.

I Got A Divorce Because My Ex-wife Left Me For Another Woman.

Life Is A Tragedy Filled With Suffering And Despair And Yet Some People Do Manage To Avoid Jury Duty.