The Difference Between Sex And Death Is,

90 Per Cent Of Success Is Turning Up.

Cynicism Is Reality With An Alternate Spelling.

If You Don't Fail Now And Again, It's A Sign You're Playing It Safe.

I Feel That Humor, Just Like Fred Astaire Dance Numbers Or These Lightweight Musicals, Gives You A Little Oasis. You Are In This Horrible World And For An Hour And A Half You Duck Into A Dark Room And It's Air-conditioned And The Sun Is Not Blinding You And You Leave The Terror Of The Universe Behind And You Are Completely Transported Into An Escapist Situation. The Women Are Beautiful, The Men Are Witty And Heroic, Nobody Has Terrible Problems And This Is A Delightful Escapist Thing, And You Leave The Theater Refreshed.

There Are Three Things Jewish People Worship-god, Chinese Food And Wall-to-wall Carpeting.